Fun Section
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Uses of a Dead Go Stone
This comes from an article in the British Go Journal (BGJ). For the full list of 101 uses, see page 42 of BGJ number 112 (Autumn 1998).
- Door stop in a doll's house
- Spare wheel for a toy car
- Ammunition for a catapult
- Drop it down a well to measure the depth
- Use as eye for a snowman
- Weightlifting equipment for an ant
- To keep your toes apart when putting nail varnish on
- Stick under shoe to make a noise when tap-dancing
- Base for a subbuteo player
- Carry a white stone at night to be seen in the dark
... and a new one from Worcester ...
- Scrape the candle-wax from the Go board after an all-night session
Go Programs
A fun free program is IGO. This is a 9x9 version of the "Many Faces of Go" commercial program. As you win or lose games against it, it keeps a rough estimate of your grade at the top right of the window.
Another interesting program is GoDo!, a DOS program by Ivan Filippenko of about 250K (that's 250 Kbytes, not 250 kyu!), to download.
Jokes and Silly Stuff
Q: How many Go players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but only if the ladder works.
Q: Why did the Cyclops die?
A: Because it only had one eye.



